Tag: funny
member name: Ellen M.
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May 16, 2007 06:37 PM EDT --
I got this in an e-mail .
The Plan...
One evening, a young woman came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you . . .
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May 18, 2007 04:35 PM EDT --
This made me laugh funny e-mail
A woman gets on the bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby I have ever seen."
The woman goes to the rear . . .
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May 22, 2007 03:18 PM EDT --
Test Your Eyes
Can u find the B(there are 2B's)? DON"T skip or ur wish wont come
true...
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR . . .
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May 22, 2007 03:33 PM EDT --
Counterfeiter
A counterfeiter decided that the easiest way to pass off his phony $18 bills would be to unload them in some small rural town, so he drove until he found a tiny town with a single general . . .
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June 03, 2007 02:17 AM EDT --
Funny e-mail
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped by a policeman who said, "What do you think you . . .
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June 05, 2007 02:27 AM EDT --
funny e-mail
These are responses you may use when caught sleeping on the job:
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described . . .
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May 18, 2007 07:05 PM EDT --
My husband told me this joke
I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for a face lift.
I haven't seen him since.
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May 08, 2007 07:08 PM EDT --
sent to me in an e-mail
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank? . . .
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May 16, 2007 02:03 AM EDT --
I got these in my e-mail I though I would share them.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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Frustration is . . .
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May 18, 2007 12:07 AM EDT --
sent to me in an e-mail
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank? . . .
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May 21, 2007 02:39 PM EDT --
Two Elderly People
This is the story of two elderly people living in a mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years.
Now, one evening there was . . .
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June 04, 2007 03:02 AM EDT --
Retail Experience
Rossi was the manager of an upscale men's wear store in a wealthy section of town and was interviewing Abe for the recently advertised salesman role.
Rossi looks at Abe's resume . . .
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May 08, 2007 01:32 AM EDT --
I got this in an e-mail ....I just shuck my head....lol
The Plan...
One evening, a young woman came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." . . .
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